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cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments
She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.
by Andrew February 13, 2003
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unversation

seinfeld episode #1
jerry talks to george about which button should be done up...
by andrew January 30, 2004
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loan shark

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.
i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!
by andrew July 21, 2004
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Paris

1. The act of striking a male's penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.

2. The capital and largest city of France, in the north-central part of the country on the Seine River. Founded as a fishing village on the Île de la Cité, Paris (then called Lutetia) was captured and fortified by the Romans in 52 B.C. Clovis I made it the capital of his kingdom after A.D. 486, and Hugh Capet established it as the capital of France after his accession to the throne in 987. Through the succeeding centuries, Paris grew rapidly as a commercial, cultural, and industrial center. The city was occupied by the Germans in World War II from June 14, 1940, to August 25, 1944. Population: 2,152,329.
"Well, we'll always have Paris!"
by andrew November 28, 2004
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Franchise

Stevie Franchise came outta the stands!
by Andrew January 4, 2004
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chick

by Andrew January 27, 2004
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Shylock

that shylock stole my watch
by andrew December 26, 2004
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