Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Anal salad

Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

To repeatedly smash together two oblong and erect penis of any insect until they fuse.

During the Smügle Smashing Experiment, the scientists were able to fuse the “Slut Slayers” of the two beetles and create energy.

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Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

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The result of fucking a plump pumpkin and having it erupt.

After shopping for some pumpkins, I made a couple of gugi.

Gugi by Anal salad May 3, 2019

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To insert your penis into a large, attractive pumpkin and fuck it until climax.

I used to be friends with Christopher until he started gunting so hard he would make some gugi.

Gunt by Anal salad May 3, 2019

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