Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

by Anal salad May 10, 2019

Gunt

To insert your penis into a large, attractive pumpkin and fuck it until climax.

I used to be friends with Christopher until he started gunting so hard he would make some gugi.

by Anal salad May 03, 2019

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 07, 2019

Gugi

The result of fucking a plump pumpkin and having it erupt.

After shopping for some pumpkins, I made a couple of gugi.

by Anal salad May 03, 2019

Smügle Smashing

To repeatedly smash together two oblong and erect penis of any insect until they fuse.

During the Smügle Smashing Experiment, the scientists were able to fuse the “Slut Slayers” of the two beetles and create energy.

by Anal salad May 08, 2019