Definitions by Anal fairy

Aunty 

The fat older lady that teaches you to French kiss ( or was that just me?)

Aunty your tongue is choking me can't we go back to the game were you kiss my john tomas ,?

Aunty by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Mum 

The lady that teaches you to use your first vibrator

But mum it hurts can I take it out of my bum now

Mum by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Uncle 

The second man to ever fuck you after daddy

Uncle your covk smells of mums cunt !

Uncle by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Anus 

The place your dad parks he's cock

Daddy my anus hurts you promised to use lube last time !

Anus by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Sex 

That's what's really happening when you play that special game with daddy

Daddy are you sure its not sex in my bum?

Sex by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Bumming 

Its that game your uncle plays with you that hurts

Uncle is putting your john tomas up my bottom called bumming?

Bumming by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Kinky 

Kinky is when you dad let's he's mate watch via the internet Friday night moms at bowling " special time"

Daddy I want you to spit in my mouth is that kinky?

Kinky by Anal fairy September 3, 2018