Anal fairy 's definitions

Member

Slang for penis

Wow look at Michelle Obamas huge member swinging around on the TV ,( Google it)

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Pedophile

See bill clinton

Man that Clinton is a pedophile I mean how many times did he fly the lolita express even while in office ?

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Uncle

The second man to ever fuck you after daddy

Uncle your covk smells of mums cunt !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Mum

The lady that teaches you to use your first vibrator

But mum it hurts can I take it out of my bum now

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions

Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Daddy

The man that makes you keep secrets about special cuddles

Daddy it taste bad don't make me put it in my mouth again !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Gangbang

Its what your wife was into before you met ,and 7 more years of your vanilla cock and she will be back at it ,probably behind your back but if your lucky She'll devoice you first .

"Does your husband know we are about to gangbang you in every hole?"

" no but who cares he's a fucking wimp ,now shut up and make me choke on your meat"

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018