Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.
by Anal Czar September 10, 2010
A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
by Anal Czar October 24, 2010
by Anal Czar October 22, 2010
When two lesbians are going at it so hard that they work up a froth of sweat, spit, and vaginal juices.
by Anal Czar October 03, 2010
Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.
by Anal Czar September 19, 2010
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar October 31, 2010
The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010