Vaginaplasty

A plastic surgery procedure where the vagina is modified usually for aesthetic purposes.

"Hammy" Tammy underwent a routine vaginaplasty so the boys wouldn't tease her.

by Anal Czar September 27, 2010

Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Niggurt

Watermelon flavor yogurt.

Hey Jamal, this niggurt is da bomb--is that watermelon Kool-Aid I taste? I wish they made a fried chicken flavor too!

by Anal Czar October 22, 2010

Cock Fighting

When two males fight over available pussy.

Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.

by Anal Czar September 19, 2010

Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 07, 2010

Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Flesh Pole

Another word for an erect penis.

Mary was silenced by the nine inch flesh pole that was shoved in her mouth.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010