Anal Czar's definitions

Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 26, 2010

Butt Shanked

To get raped in the ass whilst in prison.

Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Niggerogomy

When a white person--usually a fat white chick--marries a black person.

By the looks of those half-bred nigglets, it looke like their parents practice niggerogomy.

by Anal Czar October 16, 2010

Sclerin

Stemming from the Greek word "sclera" meaning "to see", sclerin refers to the wave-like visual distortion caused heat when looking into the distance.

The sclerin radiating off the hot asphalt obscured the view of the mountains in the distance.

by Anal Czar September 29, 2010

Cock Fighting

When two males fight over available pussy.

Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Coonflagration

A massive burning of coons.

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010