Definitions by AnOnymous
mermaid
A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.
Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.
Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.
Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
RIAA
Bottomfeeders who price gouge on CDs and screw artists out of what is rightfully theirs by forcing them sign draconian contracts. Fail to recognize that CDs are a dying medium, and that P2P networks are the wave of the future. Shuts down P2P networks by claiming they are costing the artists money, when the RIAA itself is in fact the biggest leech/thief of them all. Consists largely of older, conservative/reactionary suits who know nothing about music. Universally hated for its stupidity and hypocrisy, the RIAA constantly moves its servers in a futile effort to prevent them from being hacked.
LightingBlast
LightingBlast by Anonymous September 10, 2003