Definitions by AnOnymous

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

hand to gland combat by Anonymous January 8, 2003

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters by Anonymous January 8, 2003

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003

beretta 

A gun

If you mess with my family, you are going to meet my beretta

beretta by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Weenie

Someone who likes "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," but only bothers to see it on Halloween. The next lowest thing to being a Virgin.

Marla's a Weenie, she only goes to Rocky on Halloween.

Weenie by Anonymous January 8, 2003

loves the cock 

Derogatory term for some of homosexual tendancies.

"See that bloke there, he LOVES THE COCK"

loves the cock by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Bippy-Twat 

bippy

Bippy-Twat by Anonymous January 8, 2003