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tard cart

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.
by anonymous April 15, 2003
mugGet the tard cartmug.

spyware

Spyware installs itself on your computer after being contracted from a website or banner ads, where it secretly collects information about you and your computer, floods you with pop-ups, etc. Multiple instances of spyware can make your computer run about the same speed as Doom 3 on an Atari 2600. Also one of the main reasons so many people have stopped using Internet Explorer. Somewhat similar to a virus, but is rarely as damaging as one.
Oh noes! This spyware makes counter-strike run like crap!
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
mugGet the spywaremug.

coldcocked

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.
Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!
by anonymous June 11, 2006
mugGet the coldcockedmug.

butkus

In the long-term, that quiz really means butkus.
by Anonymous April 5, 2005
mugGet the butkusmug.

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick
I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
by anonymous March 26, 2004
mugGet the penismug.

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.
During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
mugGet the schtummug.

push the envelope

To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
mugGet the push the envelopemug.

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