AnOnymous's definitions
by anonymous April 15, 2003
Get the tard cartmug. Spyware installs itself on your computer after being contracted from a website or banner ads, where it secretly collects information about you and your computer, floods you with pop-ups, etc. Multiple instances of spyware can make your computer run about the same speed as Doom 3 on an Atari 2600. Also one of the main reasons so many people have stopped using Internet Explorer. Somewhat similar to a virus, but is rarely as damaging as one.
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
Get the spywaremug. Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.
Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.
Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.
Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!
by anonymous June 11, 2006
Get the coldcockedmug. by Anonymous April 5, 2005
Get the butkusmug. Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick
see dick
I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
by anonymous March 26, 2004
Get the penismug. Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.
During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the schtummug. by Anonymous November 3, 2003
Get the push the envelopemug.