AnOnymous's definitions

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

bloto

bloto is a very fat lanner.. has been out with eldora, he seems to remind me of the 'starwars kid'

person 1) Holy crap have you seen bloto ..
person 2) Yeah hees over there sitting next to kittie

by anonymous May 31, 2004

alibi

an excuse

The student presented his alibi for being late.

by Anonymous May 17, 2004

djp

taken in da butt

I heard you got it completely djp last night

by anonymous April 1, 2003

UD Troll

UD Troll:

Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.

- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.

- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.

Just a few examples:

Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.

"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"


Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!

"Jane, will you marry me?"


Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.

"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

Lefty's

Some people dont know this...but left handed guys are THE HOTTEST GUYS IN THE WORLD. see WINSTON.

I"m not kidding here....it's the absolute truth.....EVERY left handed guy taht i have ever met...with the exclusion of ppl over thirty...no offense..are FUCKING HOTT!!!!!!!!

by anonymous November 25, 2004

blitzkrieg

A german dance. Used in the Ramones' song "Blitzkrieg Bop".

They're forming in a straight line. They're going through a tight wind. The kids are losing their minds. Blitzkrieg Bop!

by Anonymous January 4, 2005