AnOnymous's definitions

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

happiness

Something man doesn't know until he's married. Then it's too late.

John went and got married. R.I.P., chance of him finding happiness.

by anonymous April 5, 2005

cadger

has another meaning, but mine is one who walks the streets or is streetsmart, a contraction of "calleger" (also found on this site)

You know that bumb who chills at the subway station shooting up heroin till dawn? He's a cadger.

by anonymous December 31, 2003

brock pizza

Rather large man who tends to masturbate compulsivly, while his dog licks his feet.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Ooh arr

Cornish Farmer Speak, for Who are you

Ooh arr ya? Git orf moy lan'

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

assmonk

flaming homosexual

by Anonymous November 3, 2003