Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014
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Dick James

n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin
Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.
by Anonymous April 25, 2005
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feminine

Feminine means "What pertains to a woman". There are no qualifications. Whatever a woman does is feminine, because they are a woman, and they are doing something that pertains to them.

The only thing that can really be called "feminine" are ovaries.
A woman in a flowery skirt is feminine. And a woman in leather pants is feminine as well.
by Anonymous March 03, 2004
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Funky Munky

Someone so desperate to have sex, they play disco music while looking at Grandma's apple pie porno.
Damnit John, you're such a fuckin' Funky Munky. You sick bastard.
by anonymous January 06, 2004
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Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.
by anonymous November 06, 2004
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fuzzle

A little fuzzy guy you use to attack your enemies in the game Oddworld Stranger's Wrath. It attacks enemies like a pirhana.
I thought I was gonna lose the game, but then I remembered I could use a fuzzle against him, and the fuzzle attacked him! Poor guy... oh well.
by Anonymous February 16, 2005
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schaef

To mean someone who thinks they are good at Battlefield when they really arent.
That guys got no skills like schaef
by Anonymous July 20, 2003
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