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Montreal screwjob

Phrase coined to describe the end of pro-wrestler Bret Hart's career. The end of the match between Shawn Michaels and Hart has become the most famous event in the history of the WWF/E.

Basically, Bret was going to leave the WWF in 1997. On November 9th, he was going to beat Shawn Michaels and then lose his final match by disqualification. Unfortunately, Vince McMahon decided to illegally call the match just as Shawn Michaels put Bret Hart in the famous sharpshooter move. Hart was most likely going to reverse this move and win the match, but McMahon decided to make Bret lose for whatever reason.

Bret was in shock and he spit on McMahon before leaving. He also expressed his anger by destroying a few TV cameras after the match.

During this era, Shawn Michaels was a member of a highly influential clique that often controlled the outcomes of various matches. Their power behind the scenes was linked to Vince McMahon and it led to the 'screwing over' of Bret "Hitman" Hart, a respectable, skilled wrestler.
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To this day, Shawn Michaels is hated in Canada (Hart's homeland) and the crowds often boo him or shout "You screwed Bret!" as a constant reminder of this unfortunate, unfair event.

The Montreal screwjob refers exclusively to the night of 11/9/97, but many comparisons are made to this famous match. The recent firing of Matt Hardy brought up a deluge of references to the untimely release of an excellent wrestler, Bret Hart.
Shawn Michaels is cool now but he most likely had a hand in destroying Hart's career in the WWF.
by anonymous June 10, 2005
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bejebus

synonym for the original term baracas which literally means "to fuck ones own mother and shit on her chest"
you mean to say youve never tried a baracas before? david loves it.
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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drunken pirate

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!
man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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dogboy

an anonymous title for an unappealing male that has the face of a dog and a tendency to indulge in drugs and alcohol
Jon is a dogboy becase he has no personality and smokes a lot of crack.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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matrix

1. A trilogy of films about the dangers of technology, with influences from religon and philosophy.

2. Star Trek killer, this film is to the Gen X and Y what the themes of Star trek was to the baby boomers.

Unfortunately I cannot tell you what the matrix is, I ahve to who you. So see the movies to learn more.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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MacOS X

A form of Unix for those who require simplicity and a monolithic design above the configurability and stability of Linux. It's just another tool to do a job, despite what both pro-mac and anti-mac zealots will tell you.
Since Raul could not find any OS X users wearing black turtlenecks and berets, he moved from OS 9 to Windows XP.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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Burple

A purple truck of the dodge family, generally droven by biotches. They tend to breakdown a lot and look ugly.
I passed a burple the other day, I think he was trying to race me, but i flew by him in fifth gear.
by Anonymous April 4, 2003
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