by Anonymous March 02, 2003

A freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a Trojan horse
When Jason started trying to lose weight (knowing damn-well knew he couldn't), I knew he had become a modern loosus!
by Anonymous January 16, 2005

1)A Roman god of parties.
2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.
3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.
2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.
3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.
If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.
The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.
Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?
The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.
Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?
by Anonymous January 03, 2005
