captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John.

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

Coco

color computer

my coco is in the museum

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Knockin Boots

Fuckin' a girl with boots on, and her boots be hitting together.

I fucked her so hard, we were knockin' boots.

by Anonymous July 08, 2003

Red

My name is Red and you gota love me.

Red is a hot sexy beast!

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

cryptopsy

cutting up dead people

who were you cryptopsing last night?

by Anonymous October 29, 2003