turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
by Anonymous December 25, 2009
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Westin Alcover

Thinks he's cool, but in reality he's a geek with no life, brains, or fucking dick. He wishes he could have balls, but it will never come true. Has no life, is gay, and is so desperate, he screws his brother.
by Anonymous February 12, 2004
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George W. Bush

A great man and political leader. Stands by his country through its trials and tribulations and is a guiding light through times of dark uncertain dispair. Our President
by anonymous May 12, 2004
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Dead Anime

A 1447 face. Likes to critisize noobies that come onto forums and spam. And also makes fun of people.
That Dead Anime Monkey Spanks!

(Monkey spanks, is a whole nother word.)
by anonymous November 23, 2004
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Bullshitting

The art of bullshit, or writing an entire report/making up something on the spot in which you know nothing about.
You can bullshit to your parents, your english teacher, your PA, anyone if you're good enough.
by anonymous May 23, 2004
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DiSalle

by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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Slitch

That slitch gave me the clap.
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
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