dry anal

Dry anal is an act of anal sex between two sex partners, hetero or homo, where the penis is inserted into an anus unproperly lubricated, leaving the anus raw, puckered, and sometimes bleeding.
"When I became a gay porn star, nothing could prepare for my ass being ripped apart my dry anal."
by Anonymous February 12, 2003
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pyro flatuence

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.
dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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tits up

Charolette was pissed off because her dildo went tits up.
by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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liquid crack

by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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