The reason people write definitions of random idiots you've never heard of. See Samantha Yanske, Emily Chen, Carl Mueller, Jamie Dinardi, Tom Vanner, and Ginnie Telley, among countless others.
by Anonymous June 21, 2003
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
Along the way he lovingly mocks rednecks, harangues Dick Clark, and makes a complete pillick of Charlton Heston, who as spokesman for the NRA ("out of my cold dead hands!" he keeps saying as he opens their meetings) resembles no one more than that other famous actor/puppet/statesman, Ronald Reagan
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
When he spent his load deep in her craterlike vault she said "when you pull out don't drag your dick on my thigh and get cock snot all over me!"
by Anonymous December 28, 2002