Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
by andrew February 29, 2004
Masterman: Baby J, check out that chick. She's graphically hot.
Baby J: Masterman, that graphically hot girl is staring at you, but completely ignoring me.
Baby J: Masterman, that graphically hot girl is staring at you, but completely ignoring me.
by Andrew May 02, 2004
by Andrew April 14, 2005
Justin: And now, announcing the newest Larrian
Shaun: L(-.-L)
Glenn: L(-.-L)
Joel: L(-.-L)
Xien Puo: L(-.-L)
Errol: L(-.-L)
Kel Sern: Wow, sLained.
Shaun: L(-.-L)
Glenn: L(-.-L)
Joel: L(-.-L)
Xien Puo: L(-.-L)
Errol: L(-.-L)
Kel Sern: Wow, sLained.
by Andrew September 21, 2011