AnDrEw's definitions

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.

If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!

by Andrew July 15, 2004

mage

Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!

MAGE YOU just PWned HIM! dam deag!

by andrew December 30, 2004

ldsbb

Lets drink some beer, baby!!

Everyone to my house! Ldsbb!!

by Andrew March 3, 2003

shilznit

Adj. great, excellent.

derived from black people.

That jehri curl is the shilznit!

by andrew November 30, 2004

cab

A shorter and kewler way to say "dude"!

"Sup Cab?!"

by Andrew February 23, 2003

shinehead

1. A tard who walks around asking chicks for help with their homework. They can be seen a block away by their shiny bald head.

2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.

"Hide here comes that shinehead"

by Andrew February 13, 2004