Amy Christ's definitions

karma chameleon

they come and go
they come and gooooooo

::::scamper scamper scamper:::::

by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

dirty lady

slang for crystal meth.

i'm so strung out, i've been on that dirty lady and haven't slept for 2 weeks.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

Eddy

Derived from Special Education; A Special Ed. student; Someone really damn dumb.

the perfect taunt when someone displays their lack of grace or intelect: "Nice one, Eddy. Way to show 'em how it's done. Pull any more shit like that and i'm buying you a helmet with 'retard x-ing' on the front."

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

mary-kate

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.

"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005