Amy Christ's definitions

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

mary-kate

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.

"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

dirty lady

slang for crystal meth.

i'm so strung out, i've been on that dirty lady and haven't slept for 2 weeks.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

karma chameleon

they come and go
they come and gooooooo

::::scamper scamper scamper:::::

by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

hoo ditty doo

term used for genitalia. apropriate for both male and female.

"I want to get my hoo ditty doo pierced but I'm not too keen on the idea of dropping my draws and letting some strange guy stick a needle through my clit."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005