Amy Christ's definitions

dirty lady

slang for crystal meth.

i'm so strung out, i've been on that dirty lady and haven't slept for 2 weeks.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

ho stroll

area where hookers go to do sex to pathetics for money.

i hate having to walk through the ho strolls. everyone assumes im a hooker!

i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.

by Amy Christ March 7, 2008

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

karma chameleon

they come and go
they come and gooooooo

::::scamper scamper scamper:::::

by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007