Urbanal Sex

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.

Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

Redoncules

Nickname for someone who is stronger than they look or possesses retard strength.

All hail Redoncules. Such a mighty grip from such a small seemingly frail individual.

by amoebabadass August 29, 2017

grgrgrilf

great-great-grandmother I'd like to fuck.

Man, Nana Elisa is a grgrgrilf, I'd love to snack on her snatch.

by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007

Butter Age

The first of the five ages of bovine. Followed by the Cream Age, Cheese Age, Milk Age & the Whey Age.

Whoa to you oh children of the beef tits; for once we dwelt in the butter age yet now we dwell in the age of whey.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018