America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Snipwrecked Burger

A burger that's served with parsnips

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Snipwrecked Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Caper Magic to Yourself Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

TDS

a.k.a. Trump Derangement Syndrome. The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.

Mike is disconnected from reality and plans to double-down on Trump in 2020; the TDS is strong in this one.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020

Grand Brie Burger

A burger with brie cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Grand Brie Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Mice skating

An Olympic sport for rodents

Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018