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Take the 4:20 train

Smoke some weed
This is boring. I think I'll take the 4:20 train to Flavortown.
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Citizen Kale Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"
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Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!
Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.
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First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"
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Urban Dictionary 3:00 Rush

School dismissal time; you know when it happens because dozens of teens immediately rush to Urban Dictionary to post inside jokes about their schools, teachers, and crushes.
Oh boy, look at this influx of inside jokes. School must have let out, it's the Urban Dictionary 3:00 Rush!
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