Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"
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No-Nut November

When you can't eat cashews, almonds, or even legumes for the entire month of November
Nope, no pecans for you -- it's No-Nut November!
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Giuliani

The textbook example of what happens when your terrible personality rots your brain from the inside out, at which point it comes dripping down the side of your head.
He's a total Giuliani. Even his cousins didn't want to screw him anymore!
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Arson Daly

"I hope we don't have to burn the whole building down because of the smell! ... I'll try to give you a heads-up before my friend Arson Daly stops by."
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Olive And Let Die Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with olives
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Olive And Let Die Burger, it's served with olives!"
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Xi Jinping

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)
Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.
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