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Sleeves that you wear on your biceps to hold all your spices while you cook
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

Spice rack 

A bra-like bottle-holding wrap you wear across your chest, like a bra, that holds spices while you're cooking
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

Two minutes 

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.
Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.
A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"

Seven Dollar Smackdown 

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.
"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"
You know Atnas is evil because he's Santa spelled backwards.