Repressed Memory Emily

A therapy doll used by guidance counselors
Mr. Frond: Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!
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Kissing

A fight with lips, per Louise Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Kissing is like a fight with lips."
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Words + GIF

Something you can use to turn anything into an Urban Dictionary definition!
Words + GIF = awesome UD definition!
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Cin City

A short, affectionate term for Cincinnati. Used playfully when describing one's shameful exploits in the area.
Omg, I can't believe I drank a whole dozen beers last night. Me and this girl left, and talk about a night in Cin City!! What happens in Cincy stays in Cincy, right brother?
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Citizen Kale Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"
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Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!
Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.
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