Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

n64

A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)

Hey, how'd all that fuzz get in there?

by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005

Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Blonde

A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*

Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

jock

A highly social person often having every cheerleader in existence in bed with him usually at the same time. Natural enemy of the nerd

See dipshit

by Amber Almighty June 04, 2004

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Hell

A place. It may or may not exist, making it an idea. Therefore, Hell is a proper noun and should always be capitalized.

Right: Hell
Wrong: hell

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004