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Definitions by Amber Almighty

A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)
n64 by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005
A place. It may or may not exist, making it an idea. Therefore, Hell is a proper noun and should always be capitalized.
Right: Hell
Wrong: hell
Hell by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!
Human by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...
Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.
Spider by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
A word I seldom use. It just makes me feel like I'm ripping off Jhonen Vasquez...I can't stand it. I'm just sensitive about it...*sigh*...It was such a fun word...
Doom...There, I said it...DAMN THOSE RECKLESS FANBOYS! RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD WORD!
Doom by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Can Opener 

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.
I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!
Can Opener by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*
Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.
Blonde by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004