Amber Almighty's definitions

smurf

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.

"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!

by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

Fucking

See "pathetic attempt at appearing to be 'hardcore'."

Or "beating a dead horse"

Or "not shocking"

Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"

Fuck...Gee, how origional.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

n64

A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)

Hey, how'd all that fuzz get in there?

by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005

Doom

A word I seldom use. It just makes me feel like I'm ripping off Jhonen Vasquez...I can't stand it. I'm just sensitive about it...*sigh*...It was such a fun word...

Doom...There, I said it...DAMN THOSE RECKLESS FANBOYS! RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD WORD!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Blonde

A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*

Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004