Definitions by Amber Almighty

n64 

A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)

Hey, how'd all that fuzz get in there?

n64 by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005

Hell 

A place. It may or may not exist, making it an idea. Therefore, Hell is a proper noun and should always be capitalized.

Right: Hell
Wrong: hell

Hell by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Human by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Spider 

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

Spider by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Doom 

A word I seldom use. It just makes me feel like I'm ripping off Jhonen Vasquez...I can't stand it. I'm just sensitive about it...*sigh*...It was such a fun word...

Doom...There, I said it...DAMN THOSE RECKLESS FANBOYS! RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD WORD!

Doom by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Can Opener 

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

Can Opener by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Fucking 

See "pathetic attempt at appearing to be 'hardcore'."

Or "beating a dead horse"

Or "not shocking"

Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"

Fuck...Gee, how origional.

Fucking by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004