smurf

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.

"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!

by Amber Almighty June 04, 2004

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

n64

A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)

Hey, how'd all that fuzz get in there?

by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

jock

A highly social person often having every cheerleader in existence in bed with him usually at the same time. Natural enemy of the nerd

See dipshit

by Amber Almighty June 04, 2004

Hell

A place. It may or may not exist, making it an idea. Therefore, Hell is a proper noun and should always be capitalized.

Right: Hell
Wrong: hell

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004