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Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
Get the Stinky Shoemakermug. Dehner is a name for a skidmark in your underwear. Also a hersheykiss pinched between your buttcheeks or asshair.
We mooned those girls and Mike had a Dehner stuck to his cheeks.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
Get the Dehnermug. When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.
Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 6, 2020
Get the Bar Lifemug. A very good looking guy known for his chiseled body. And looks like a god, all women would love to be with him.
Who is that stud over there?
That's Joe the Guinn.
Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!
Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
That's Joe the Guinn.
Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!
Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Get the Guinnmug. A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
Get the Irish Stallionmug. When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020
Get the Turkey Ballsmug. by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
Get the Meat Bagsmug.