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Definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.
A term used to describe a fat meat eating video gamer. Living off his mommy and daddy that cater to the needs of his pathetic life. Having the body of a sumo wrestler and hands of a ape.
Adam is a skivinz...All you do is play video games skivinz.

Dirty Skivinz

The term used to describe a Canadian hairy backed bald headed pc gamer. Also used to describe a saggy tittied male that proclaimes to be a bodybuilder.
Adam is such a Dirty Skivinz . All he even does is complain about having no money. But eates meat 3 times afay at Cliffatds.

Blast from the past 

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.
Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?
Is a long turd filly the toilet. Therefore causing a double flush. Sometimes too much toilet paper can cause this also.
Dude Josh dropped a Mossman Wappa!
Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.
Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

Potatoe Toots 

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.
Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!