Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 08, 2022

Blast from the past

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Hairy O

The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.

Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 08, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 12, 2022

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 09, 2022

Irish Stallion

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.

Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020

Meat Rocket

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 09, 2022