Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.
Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.
by Alimew November 27, 2022
When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.
My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
Meow Mix - A collection of weird, bizarre, and stupid YouTube videos, that after a ketamine binge, your brain is too fried to function watching anything else. After watching such videos, you will feel intellectually, developmentally disabled, giggle uncontrollably, forget your ABDs, among other hilarious side effects.
K'ed Out Bro: Man I'm tired of the techno beats man, I feel retarded. Let's throw on some Meow Mix.
Big Al: Girl shit, I feel like I got down syndrome from this kitty, you wanna throw on some of that hilarious Meow Mix?
Big Al: Girl shit, I feel like I got down syndrome from this kitty, you wanna throw on some of that hilarious Meow Mix?
by Alimew November 27, 2022
I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.
You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.
You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.
by Alimew June 17, 2017
I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!
After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
Crowd: There's Big Al!
Hensley: I'd hit it!
Da earth was quakin' cuz Big Al was shakin' dem thunder thighs, stompin' down da street!
Hensley: I'd hit it!
Da earth was quakin' cuz Big Al was shakin' dem thunder thighs, stompin' down da street!
by Alimew November 26, 2022