Alienthropologist's definitions

jeezoid

1) n. A fundamental evangelical Christian, especially one who actively proselytizes.


See also Jesus crispy

Kirk Cameron was cool, but then he turned all jeezoid. Now he bakes other Jesus crispies on his show.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

jackfroster

1)n. One who enjoys sexual congress with baked goods, confections, pastries, etc.

Come 'ere cupcake, this jackfroster's got some banana-nut creme filling for ya!

Eww! Like that jackfroster from American Pie.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

sacrosaint

one who has taken the art of blasphemy, unorthodoxy, and taboo to a new level. An ascended master of naughtiness, a genius at vulgarity as an exercise.

see also blasphile

Like their religious counterparts, sacrosaints remain above such pittances as considering whether their free thought offends any bipedal offshoots of the chimpanzee.

My sacrosaints are Carlin, RAW, Leary, Izzard, Williams, Chapelle, Hicks, Cho, Borroughs - anyone who still tells the disgusting and ugly truth...and their works are my bible.

by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005