Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alienthropologist

smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical

We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.

Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"

What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.