Definitions by Alianne

slick willy 

In Britain, willy means penis. Which makes calling Bill Clinton a "slick willy" even more appropriate...

slick willy by Alianne September 9, 2003

online 

When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?

online by Alianne September 7, 2003

feminine 

An approving word used to describe a sweet, inoffensive woman who wears fluffy pink sweaters and floral perfume. Usually a passive bimbo with the intellect of a sheep. Sleeps with a cuddly stuffed bunny. The ideal that most men want and most women aspire to: not to be confused with feminist.

"Surgically removed your brain? How very feminine of you."

feminine by Alianne September 7, 2003

clitoris 

Source of unbelievable pleasure in a woman. Looks like a tiny pink Smartie.

Mmmm... very lickable...

clitoris by Alianne September 7, 2003

Holy Trinity 

Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, Amy Lee

Holy Trinity by Alianne August 30, 2003

clubbing 

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Wanna go clubbing tonight?

clubbing by Alianne August 30, 2003