6 definitions by Ali Sea

Mountainsplaining

The unsolicited explanation of something in the mountains, in an overconfident manner, regarded as condescending, patronizing and often inaccurate.

Plus a total disregard and unwillingness to accept the other persons prior knowledge or unique experience of interrelated fields.

"Are you mountainsplaining me? You may have lived in the mountains longer than me, but that doesn't mean you have to mountainsplain everything to me!"

by Ali Sea March 5, 2021

Varytarian

A person who is part vegetarian, part omnivore.

"I'm not a hypocrite by being a Varytarian, I just don't wanna limit or label myself as 100% Vegetarian."

by Ali Sea May 21, 2018

Gluten-Gaslighted

When people think you are 'faking' your gluten intolerance and label you as difficult and neurotic.

OMG, I got Gluten-Gaslighted on the yoga retreat - the others thought it was all in my head and told me so, despite me having a obvious and severe physical reaction to the bread!

by Ali Sea June 26, 2017

Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.

"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."

by Ali Sea May 21, 2018

Piste Sauvage

The piste in between the grooomed ski pistes, but not off-piste or backcountry.

He told me they'd ridden off-piste all day but after describing it, was actually the piste sauvage!

by Ali Sea March 22, 2021

crozzle

The crunchy bits at the bottom of a bag of fish and chips bought in a traditional British takeaway.

All i've got left are the crozzles.

by Ali Sea May 24, 2005