Ali P's definitions

blaggin

someone who's making up a lie (in this case a blag) to hide something from someone, get something they want or even just to make conversation!!

sean: i blagged up gary yesterday to lend me his FIFA PS2 game

sandra (to linda): are you comin to my house tonight then?
linda: sorry i cant. i got work
bex: wat a blag!!

by ali p April 15, 2005

ignorant

where i come from its someone who ignores you when you try and speak to them and thinks they're always right and doesn't care about anyone else's opinion

gary: mark
mark: (no response)
gary: mark
mark: (no response)
gary: for fucks sake you ignorant bastard

laura: yeh he did go down town
emma: no he didn't!
laura: yeah he did i saw him!
emma: nah
laura: wel yeh i fuckin did i ent blaggin am i!!

by ali p April 15, 2005

dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead

A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...

by Ali P March 17, 2004

tankass

Tom Crankshaw

holy shit tankass u need to warn sum1 when relesing gas from the ass! man......

by Ali P March 17, 2004

rotten dick syndrome

knob rott basicaly

wanna make love?
sorry, my dick has rotted off

by Ali P March 15, 2004

twaz

a twat who drives a mazda

wow.. look at that twaz's mazda!

by Ali P March 17, 2004

chubbla

a tool used to smoke cannabis

A: Yo, pass us the chubb dude!
B: k
"bubble bubble"
A: Woa hit that shit!.........

by Ali P March 15, 2004