Alfonso T. Watt's definitions
A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
Get the Turd Brownmug. Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010
Get the Precious Bodily Fluidsmug. (noun) A piece of excrement. This word is synonomous with and can be used with reference to piles of shit, thick slimy meaty chuds, feces, poo, diharrea, Colon Blow, grunt, coilers or turds.
Dude, when I had to use the toilet at Target there was a huge slimy brownish-red chenery coiled around the bottom of the bowl smiling at me.
by Alfonso T. Watt February 20, 2011
Get the Chenerymug. (noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.
That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.
by Alfonso T. Watt January 12, 2011
Get the Sanity Assasinmug. When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.
by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010
Get the Struttin' a chipmug. (verb) The act of copulation from a male perspective. Usually preceded by the word the when describing the sex act.
by Alfonso T. Watt May 16, 2010
Get the Angry Inchmug.