Alfonso T. Watt's definitions

Juice Bag

A Juice Bag exhibits the same utterly exasperating character flaws as a Douche Bag or a Dirt Bag but usually a bit more effeminate. It usually responds with attitude to the name "Dave".

Wow! That toad Dave put gunpowder in all the ashtrays at that punk kegger in the Cardinal Apartments. Watta Juice Bag!

by Alfonso T. Watt May 11, 2010

Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.

Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.

by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Struttin' a chip

When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.

"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"

by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010

Angry Inch

(verb) The act of copulation from a male perspective. Usually preceded by the word the when describing the sex act.

Bud was crazy horny and wanted to give Marge the angry inch.

by Alfonso T. Watt May 16, 2010

Filthy Whore

1. A raunchy skank of a cumdump (m) or (f) who whores out every possible bodily orifice for a ridiculous amount of vociferous and usually heinous eye-popping fucking. Having ones mouth, vagina, anus, ears, glass eye. nose, armpits and quite possibly feet slathered with loads of milky funky spunk. Usually consisting of but not limited to: vagrants precious bodily fluids, the football teams cream squirts, a visit by the clergy and or a facial and cumbath by a wispy group of hair dressers all named Philip. These unbridled sperm receptacles are usually chock full o' various unchecked/untreated STDs.

2. The name of the swell fishing boat in the movie "Cabin Boy".

That skank of a Filthy Whore Babs enjoyed having all fifteen of those sweaty, flea-bitten, smelly, drunk and angry winos fill her raw with their juices and pus filled syphillitic dicks every Wednesday while inside the garbage dumpsters behind Wal-mart.

by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010