Dirty Declan

Walking around with a bricked penis imprinted in baby blue boxers while creepily touching 9 other men on a christian mission trip
"Oh dude I did not want to see your dirty Declan today!"
"Shit!"
by Alextheexisting June 24, 2022
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Dirty Belcher

Getting rammed in the ass by a spartan with a nine-inch cock
"Dude! I invented a time machine!"
"Nice! What for?"
"So I can get a Dirty Belcher"
by Alextheexisting June 23, 2022
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kaerigan

A blubbering, stuttering, fleshy yalish with issues and sexual mistendencies, groveling at the feet of teachers and classmates seeking the troved knowlegde that be "What is a handjob, what is hard and soft?"
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-h--h-h-h-h-ey Alex, w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-hats fornication."

They are often subject to predatorial animals, such as Maxes and Jerms roaming the school savannah. Their forms of attack are limited--only an insolent dumping of the test tube on the predators. Normally, the attack will fail, and he'll retreat into a flood of stutters.
by Alextheexisting February 08, 2024
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The Blue Streak

A 48-year-old with a beer belly named Robert jerking off on a rollar coaster giving 6 people an effective shower complete with shampoo
"Man you need to take a shower"
"Don't worry, I got the blue streak"
by Alextheexisting June 26, 2022
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