Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard
"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
We all just really want to get out of Connecticut
by Alexandra December 01, 2004
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double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.
"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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JC

Your JC Community - one of the message board's forums
by Alexandra September 24, 2004
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Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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mad aleck

One who is acting crazily and/or energetically. Usually used by parents in reference to their overly energetic children.
During the Holidays, when everyone visits, our house is filled to the brim with mad alecks.
by Alexandra August 17, 2004
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