Alexandra's definitions

bit of skirt

a sexually alluring young woman. (Sometimes considered derogatory.)

"Your girl there, she's a nice bit of skirt."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

by Alexandra January 27, 2003

press the flesh

to shake hands; a "meet and greet"

"The politicians were very tired after a long day on the campaign trail, kissing babies, and pressing the flesh with their constituents."

by Alexandra August 12, 2004

bst

Bright Shiny Thing, a forum owned by Nett

BST is love (a signature of Charli at BST)

by Alexandra May 15, 2004

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004