Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher
"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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drunk as a skunk

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."
by alexandra October 11, 2004
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fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.
"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"
by Alexandra January 28, 2003
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Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.
"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass
"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."
by Alexandra August 06, 2004
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