Definitions by Alexandra

whanger 

British spelling of wanger

Our cousin in the States says wanger, but the rest of us in London say whanger.

whanger by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Wheels fell off the wagon 

A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"

"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."

Wheels fell off the wagon by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Square Root of Fuck-All 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

Square Root of Fuck-All by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Fuck-All Squared 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."

Fuck-All Squared by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Our Kid 

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.

"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"

Our Kid by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

Bed by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Art on a Stick 

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

Art on a Stick by Alexandra July 28, 2004