"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."
by Alex in East Los Angeles June 25, 2012
The state of Florida. The world epicenter of the coronavirus. A world record holding state in COVID 19 cases. A state which ignores the greater good thus extending the pandemic and making the rest of the country look bad.
"Hey man wanna visit Kayce at U Miami she's taking summer classes there and had a great spot.". "Are you kidding me bruh?? No way I'm heading down to Flor(cov)Ida!!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles July 13, 2020
The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 17, 2021
An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.
When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.
by Alex in East Los Angeles September 10, 2014
A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.
by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020
The new way to eat on Saturday nights during the Covid 19 pandemic. Restrictions on restaurants led to food being picked up curbside, limited seats inside, and eating in tents outside.
"Hey babe you wana get Cheng Du tonight?"
"Yeah are they fully open now?"
"Nah they still be Curbinout so I'll call ahead and pick it up curbside."
"Yeah are they fully open now?"
"Nah they still be Curbinout so I'll call ahead and pick it up curbside."
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 12, 2021
The new way of getting food on a Saturday night during the Covid pandemic. Restaurant restrictions cause restaurants to leave food curbside, have people limitations inside, and put up tents in a parking lot so people can get their grub on outside.
"Hey hun let's get some Cheng Du tonight."
"Oh are they fully open now?"
"Nah they still be Curbinout let's call ahead and grab it curbside."
"Oh are they fully open now?"
"Nah they still be Curbinout let's call ahead and grab it curbside."
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 12, 2021