Alex in East Los Angeles's definitions

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

Growler

An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.

When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.

by Alex in East Los Angeles September 10, 2014

Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020

You're Mopin

Similar to, but less abrasive than, saying "Hurry it Up!"; Asking someone, especially in line in front of you, to hustle and finish what they're doing.

I was at 7-11 grabbing a soda before work and the guy in front of me was taking forever buying scratch tickets. After a few minutes I had to say "C'mon pal You're Mopin!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 25, 2020

SoCal Distancing

Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.

Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.

by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020

Pantload

A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.

Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!

by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2020

Flor(COV)ida

The state of Florida. The world epicenter of the coronavirus. A world record holding state in COVID 19 cases. A state which ignores the greater good thus extending the pandemic and making the rest of the country look bad.

"Hey man wanna visit Kayce at U Miami she's taking summer classes there and had a great spot.". "Are you kidding me bruh?? No way I'm heading down to Flor(cov)Ida!!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles July 13, 2020