An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.
When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.
by Alex in East Los Angeles September 10, 2014
The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 17, 2021
A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.
by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020
"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."
by Alex in East Los Angeles June 25, 2012
A person that craves attention, often times for unimportant reasons. A person that has their Facebook, Instagram, and Linked In on speed tap. Basically, your typical narcissist.
"Dude did you see that Amber posted a picture of herself bagging her own groceries and put a million thumbs up emojis?? What a Promo Sexual!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles October 27, 2021
A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.
Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!
by Alex in East Los Angeles June 23, 2020
"Dude can you please stop?"
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."
by Alex in East Los Angeles April 07, 2021