Definitions by Alex and Rob

Hand Mustard 

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

Hand Mustard by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006

Hooch Cup 

Vagina. Fanny. Cunt.

Hooch Cup by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003

munched 

A particularly bad and dangerous football tackle

Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!

munched by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003

hootenanny 

An excellent night of partying

Person 1: What did you do on friday night?
Person 2: We had an awesome hootenanny in town.

hootenanny by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

Lady Batter Bobsleigh by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

hanscome 

A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.

(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!

hanscome by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

bappet lugs 

Person with big ears

(Scottish Accent) See er she's got bappet lugs!

bappet lugs by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003