Alex and Rob's definitions

munched

A particularly bad and dangerous football tackle

Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!

by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003

Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

hanscome

A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.

(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

unicorn

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

bappet lugs

Person with big ears

(Scottish Accent) See er she's got bappet lugs!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003