Definitions by Alex Stockwell

compassionate conservative 

A big, steaming pile of bullshit.

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.

compassionate conservative by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007

republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!

republicans by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

balloon dick by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.

A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.

George Hamilton in drag by Alex Stockwell October 30, 2006

sleevejob 

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

sleevejob by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006

fuck pie 

To have a rough, unkempt look.

When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.

fuck pie by Alex Stockwell August 20, 2006