fuck pie

To have a rough, unkempt look.

When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.

by Alex Stockwell August 20, 2006

homophobe

A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.

Jimmy used to be a normal guy, then he saw Se7en, now he's a homophobe.

by Alex Stockwell December 04, 2007

pulling a dubya

To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.

Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".

by Alex Stockwell June 28, 2007

za

Really obnoxious word for pizza, that no self-respecting person uses.

Next person to call it za is getting kicked in their nis.

by Alex Stockwell June 04, 2007

see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.

Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?

by Alex Stockwell October 01, 2008

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.

A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.

by Alex Stockwell October 30, 2006