objectivism

Politically-correct term for evil.

"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."

by Alex Stockwell October 21, 2013

fuck pie

To have a rough, unkempt look.

When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.

by Alex Stockwell August 20, 2006

blood fart

When you injure your butt internally in some way, and it causes you to let out some really acrid farts with the faint smell of metal, like there's blood in them.

Ever since I fell off that stool, I've been having the worst blood farts.

by Alex Stockwell January 09, 2008

compassionate conservative

A big, steaming pile of bullshit.

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.

by Alex Stockwell May 10, 2007

redneck

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.

While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.

by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009

NAMGLA

Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.

Hey, who's in charge of NAMGLA now that Chuck Heston's dead?

by Alex Stockwell July 07, 2009