metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.

Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!

by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017

fantasy sports

An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.

My wife has been boning the mailman, but I don't care, more time for me to play my fantasy sports.

by Alex Stockwell September 22, 2007

Serpico precinct

A hypothesized scenario, where a really shitty part of town becomes a dumping ground for honest, enlightened cops(ie Serpico), who all the crooked, racist cops regard as a pain the ass. The result of having a precinct full of good, upstanding cops is that the area does a total 180, becoming a near Utopia, where different races get along, there are no drugs(except a little weed, here and there), and everybody is happy and friendly.

"Isn't MLK Boulevard a bad area?"
"No, not lately. Since all the good cops have been sent there, it's starting to turn into a Serpico precinct."

by Alex Stockwell June 21, 2007

za

Really obnoxious word for pizza, that no self-respecting person uses.

Next person to call it za is getting kicked in their nis.

by Alex Stockwell June 04, 2007

see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.

Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?

by Alex Stockwell October 01, 2008

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.

A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.

by Alex Stockwell October 30, 2006