Alex Stockwell's definitions

NAMGLA

Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.

Hey, who's in charge of NAMGLA now that Chuck Heston's dead?

by Alex Stockwell July 6, 2009

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

Judy Greer

Jewish-American actress, best known for such movies as The Specials, The Hebrew Hammer, The Village(unfortunately), and Adaptation, and a number of TV shows that tend to get canceled before their time, despite being brilliant, most notably Arrested Development. Is also extremely sexy, in that Jewish Princess way.

Dude, rent What Planet Are You From! Judy Greer gets naked in it, and she has the most amazing body!

by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.

A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.

by Alex Stockwell October 30, 2006

za

Really obnoxious word for pizza, that no self-respecting person uses.

Next person to call it za is getting kicked in their nis.

by Alex Stockwell June 4, 2007

see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.

Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?

by Alex Stockwell October 1, 2008