Alex Stockwell's definitions

homophobe

A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.

Jimmy used to be a normal guy, then he saw Se7en, now he's a homophobe.

by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007

redneck

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.

While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.

by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009

Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Matzo fever

A sexual obsession with the Jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.

Some common causes of Matzo fever:

* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski

by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

chubby chaser

A guy who doesn't subscribe to the notion that women are only attractive if they look like mummified corpses.

What are you, some kind of chubby chaser?

If I can call you a necrophiliac, than yes.

by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007

see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.

Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?

by Alex Stockwell October 1, 2008