Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

sherlock holmes

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 13, 2005

airy-fairy

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.

"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.

"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

verify

Army slang. To check to legitmacy of intelligence given.

"Double-oh-H Gondo, we got some blue cheese that we need Jumunji to verify."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005