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by Alex Quantashassle May 13, 2005
Get the sherlock holmes mug.A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.
"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
Get the Barstardhole mug.When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.
by Alex Quantashassle June 30, 2005
Get the each mug.What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.
"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
Get the exposure mug.by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
Get the info mug."Dude, my girlfriend full broke up with me yesterday!"
"Yes, and how do you feel about that?"
"Dude! You minderbinder!"
"Indeed"
"Yes, and how do you feel about that?"
"Dude! You minderbinder!"
"Indeed"
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
Get the minderbinder mug.installing, is the act of sticking the male sex organ into the female sex organ. Thus, INSTALLING it inside the girl.
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
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