175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

prevention

A synonym of contraception.

"Hey, byatch! Youse got protection on yer bling bling?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 21, 2005

Barstard

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.

"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

airy-fairy

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.

"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005