Alex Quantashassle's definitions

arrows

Noun. Darts, the equipment and the game itself.

"Lets go down to the pub, down a coupla lagers, and play a few lotsa arrows!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

anchors

Noun. Brakes.(On a car)

"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

baba

Verb. To defecate. (Yorks/Hull/Notts use)
Noun. Faeces. (Yorks/Hull/Notts use)

"Right, nans, I think I need to go and baba!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005