opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 01, 2005

apple (core)

Noun. 20. Cockney rhyming slang on 'score'. 1950s

"The fifty-niners are 25 against. So what's the apple core on the fourth, aye?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

all over the shop

Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.

"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

airy-fairy

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.

"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.

"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 05, 2005