Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

wonderful 

What you say when things are not too wonderul at all.

"Looks like you got a D in History, Jacko!"
"Wonderful."

wonderful by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

skooj 

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

skooj by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

heart of gold 

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

heart of gold by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

bloopers 

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

bloopers by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

each 

When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.

It's trashy, greasy and smelly. Leave your hair alone.

each by Alex Quantashassle June 30, 2005

icecube english 

When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.

"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."

icecube english by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2005

longer 

Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.

"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"

longer by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005