Alex Quantashassle's definitions

tend

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

position

How you're having sex with your partner.

"What's our position tonight, booba?"
"63-z"
"Oh dear"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

fucksticity

N. How fucked up you are. Invented up by the stupidity of Bliss+ on LeosLyrics.com, now widespread across the world (or so we like to think).

"This cataclysm is all due to the utter fucksticity of that barstard, Craig!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

booger

How people from Yorkshire say 'bugger'.

"What about the johnny lad in the back?"

"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

buyers

People who believe what you're saying, even though you're lying. Ghetto slang.

"Tell them anything and they'll believe you!"
"They buyers?"
"Like the giblees!!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

exposure

What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.

"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005