wonderful

What you say when things are not too wonderul at all.

"Looks like you got a D in History, Jacko!"
"Wonderful."

by Alex Quantashassle July 05, 2005

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

zones

Your appearance. Your zones is your carefully sculpted appearance.

*Goes and sticks a twig in his afro*
"Hey man, don't mess with mah zones!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

buyers

People who believe what you're saying, even though you're lying. Ghetto slang.

"Tell them anything and they'll believe you!"
"They buyers?"
"Like the giblees!!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

fucksticity

N. How fucked up you are. Invented up by the stupidity of Bliss+ on LeosLyrics.com, now widespread across the world (or so we like to think).

"This cataclysm is all due to the utter fucksticity of that barstard, Craig!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

booger

How people from Yorkshire say 'bugger'.

"What about the johnny lad in the back?"

"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

position

How you're having sex with your partner.

"What's our position tonight, booba?"
"63-z"
"Oh dear"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005