Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

tend 

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

tend by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

conducted 

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

conducted by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

conso 

A synonym of conservative.

"Honestly, I don't understand you conso lunatics!"

conso by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005

todgers out! 

A word to use when rushing into something, or describing someone rushing into something.

"We're gonna jump, todgers out, into one helluva bad situation!"

todgers out! by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

gusty 

A polite way of verbally acknowledging someone's bowel movements.

"Phew! You're a little bit gusty today!"
"Must be the kebabs I had for breakfast."

gusty by Alex Quantashassle June 8, 2005

literary 

Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.

John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."

Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"

John Howard: "......."

Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"

John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"

Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"

literary by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005

bogan youth

The Australian alternative to chavs. Self-important little twits who listen to bands like Limp Biskit and Papa Roach because they think they're hardcore. Try to go out on dates because they're trying to act all adult, but it all ends s of poorly because their middle-class parents, after giving them lot money, notice that their 8-12 yearold kids are too young and put an immediate stop to it.
Bogan youth are the offspring of dumb christian yuppies however, not bogans. The offspring of bogans are little shits.

The little kids in homie clothing huddling together in groups around the gun games in Timezone are a good example of the bogan youth.

bogan youth by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005