Alex Erlandson's definitions

Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

Jeweedercunt

A girl that is stingy with her weed, a whore and has a smellly vag.

I was gettin' with this girl I met through my dealer. She had a bloomin flower and was a total jeweedercunt. She smoked all my weed and never offered hers.

by Alex Erlandson November 2, 2010