Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!
by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021
I was gettin' with this girl I met through my dealer. She had a bloomin flower and was a total jeweedercunt. She smoked all my weed and never offered hers.
by Alex Erlandson November 02, 2010