Alex 's definitions

Jiff

To give a hand job to

She gave him a jiff every morning before work

by Alex August 21, 2003

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

BLZ PLZ

Internet slang incorporating "Blaze" (BLZ) and "Please" (PLZ)

Do you want to BLZ PLZ?
(Would you like to blaze, please. I have a joint.)

Can we PLZ BLZ
(Let's all get stoned!)

BLZ PLZ LOLZ!
(All our problems can be solved by simply blazing)

by Alex May 26, 2004

mondo

A word that may be used as either an adjective or a noun.

As an adjective:
Used to describe a person or thing that is extremely flamboyant in nature.

As a noun:
A person that has very feminine qualities. May also be used to describe a variety of squeeze drinks.

Variations:
mondoness, mondolicious

adj.

"That kilt is so mondo!"

noun

Person: "You're such a mondo!"
Drink: "Let me take a sip of that mondo"

by Alex January 7, 2005

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 9, 2004

Craven Morehead

apparently Trebek is

by Alex March 10, 2003

separation of church and state

The division of biased religious perspective from a government catering to all beliefs. This is contradicted in Bush's ban on abortion for everyone of every religion in the United States that derives from his christian beliefs.

For all to be equal and happy in a democratic system, we must have separation of Church and State in the government

by Alex December 10, 2004