Alex's definitions

Tumor

More Then One

"Can I Have Tumor?"

by Alex September 13, 2003

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 13, 2003

Hollaback Girl

A Cheerleader who hollars in the background which most people ignore. Since you can't ignore Gwen Stefani, she ain't no 'hollaback girl'.

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

by Alex April 11, 2005

Mouse

Nickname for a queer boy

Mouse is such a gay

by alex February 10, 2004

Afronova

1: A fast-paced Dance Dance Revolution song, running at 200 BPM. Tends to be too difficult for new players, but for the experienced, it is a fun song.

2: A really, really big "Afro" haircut, where the total volume the hairdo takes up is at least double the wearer's head.

1: Holy crap, I just got a B on Afronova! w00t!!!

2: Woah, did you see that guy? That was a real Afronova he had on that noggin...

by Alex April 1, 2004

Mott

An imaginary violent action towards someone used in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople

by Alex April 22, 2004

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004