Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.
I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.
by Alex January 06, 2005
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Ballinmore

Basketball courts in Baltimore aka B-More Maryland
Ayo these clowns aint shit ima head ova to ballinmore and play some real mothafuckers you commin?
by Alex November 18, 2003
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Craty

Man, that show was Craty!
by Alex September 27, 2003
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golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.
That fatass is golfing with that nerd.
by Alex May 26, 2004
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Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.
by Alex February 11, 2004
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Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.
I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold
by Alex September 24, 2004
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