Alex's definitions

dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

running of the bulls

something only real morons would participate in; of course they learn the hard way when a bull decides he's having rump roast for dinner

by Alex July 11, 2003

chungson

To get chungson is to get lean from smoking narcotic substances. Lean comes after being high.
To feel "chung" (lean) is to feel very relaxed.

We smoked an 1/8th last night and got propa chungson

by Alex December 9, 2004

velocity

Smackdown's version of Heat where it mostly features Cruiserweight action with such cruiserweights as Paul London, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley, Funaki, Akio, etc.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Billy Kidman is gonna be on Velocity this Saturday night!

by Alex December 31, 2004

pfat

pfat is supposed to be the word phat as in cool except spelled wrong

thats pfat

by alex June 8, 2004

okles

an alternative to ok
usually used by girls (coff amelia)

you wanna chat on the fone now?
okles

by Alex April 27, 2005

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

by Alex August 9, 2003