Alex's definitions

hellzizzle zazzle

a commonly used phrase to exploit a mindstate of incredible excitement. Often used in AIM conversations to show that one is happy.

DUDE 1- "Man i just rocked that legless bitchass fucktard to smitherines"

DUDE 2- "Hellzizzle Zazzle!!"

by Alex August 5, 2004

land grab

When you invade another country and take over... keeping their resources and obviously... land... for yourself.

This is what Israel DID NOT do considering that Israeli land was bought for England completely legally.

by Alex August 7, 2004

yogasm

When you strech your dick so much from yoga, you have an orgasm.

After getting in touch with nature, I got in tiuch with myslef and had a yogasm.

by Alex August 9, 2004

hipster

The modern Bohemians. A mid-twenties person who works at a low paying job, is interested in "Artsy things" Hipsters tend to swarm around the determined "Hipster" part of town, ex. Wicker Park in Chicago. Hipster Ladies should have short hair and wear thrift shop clothes and Male Hipsters should be anemically skinny to let people know that they are poor and cant afford enough food.

When I grow up I want to live in a studio apartment in Wicker Park and work at Starbucks, it would be cool being a Hipster.

by Alex August 11, 2004

cuzrag

Any item not intended to be a cumrag, but is used as one.

That Jerk used my notebook as a cuzrag!

by Alex August 11, 2004

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

NERDUS

The mountain on abandonded closer to the terrorist side on the left

"Caution", said Zell, "the terrorist is on nerdus".

by Alex August 13, 2004