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smells

It smells like ass in here
by Alex July 19, 2003
mugGet the smellsmug.

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass
"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."
by Alex December 9, 2003
mugGet the dead assmug.

ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia
"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"
by alex April 16, 2005
mugGet the mingmug.

bulkus

one very insecure individual, who normally takes up 2(up to a rare maximum of 4) plane seats. Generally has a BF of > 20%, however due to androgen hardness convinces most of his fellow peers, and especially himself, that he is sub 15%. This condition is generally hard to get rid of, and is only possible through anorexic obsession. Often known as anti-anorexic insecurity syndrone.
The bulkus looked at his portruding stomach in the mirror, and hid his disgust in himself by eating 4 more burgers and telling himself " I AM HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! " while uncontrollably feeling his trunk-like arms.
by Alex February 16, 2004
mugGet the bulkusmug.

stripper in hell

when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.
Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.
by alex December 28, 2003
mugGet the stripper in hellmug.

torin

someone that can gain more than 40lbs of weight in short period of time.
damn hommie...what the f*** happend to you? ur like a torin dude! u were 112lbs last year man...look at urself now. ur liek 150lbs.
by Alex April 5, 2003
mugGet the torinmug.

May Contain Peanuts

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
by Alex August 28, 2003
mugGet the May Contain Peanutsmug.

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